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stuff between crushing and simping
do you see this boy? im crimping over him.
not sure if i have a crush on him. guess i'm just crimping
Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.
Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?
the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis
Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park
When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.
I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.
To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes
Damn dude i'm crimped up from last night man!
1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.
2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.
3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?
2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.
3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl