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A crisis that Dr. Umar has warned us about. He wrote a book for beta coons to save themselves from this crisis, and it will be published soon.
“I ain’t dating no dirty black ho I only date white women”
“you need to read dr. umar’s new book for beta coons such as yourself. free yourself from the white woman.”
“We just lost another brother to the snowbunny crisis”
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A crisis that happens to a person in their mid-twenties when they start to realize that they have been assholes
bloody hell, mate he is having a ksi crisis
A person stimulated by a medical crisis to be overly concerned and nosy, requiring reassurances and time and energy you don't have as to your outcome that no one can answer.
I didn't hear from them for months and when i got sick, they started calling and messaging all the time with their cloying need for comfort and curiosity as to what the "real story" about my disease was. My illness gave them energy: crisis vampires!!!
The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.
He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.
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The point at which a person who used to have ambitions realizes that they live in a state in the American Midwest, and overcompensates for the fact by purchasing BMWs and Cadillacs which they most likely cannot afford.
The United States geographical equivalent of a midlife crisis.
Steve: Hey, what's Mark doing in that Caddy?
Chester: It finally hit him that he lives in Iowa; the car's his way of coping with the Midwest crisis.
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A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.
guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro
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Don't be triflin', Earth Crisis will fuckin' firestorm you.
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