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A Brazilian slang for "anal sex". It is used to offend someone and/or express anger. It's equivalalent in English would be "Go take it in the ass!".
*Two buddies Super Smash Bros*
BUD1: *Chooses Pikachu and reapeatedly uses Thunder Shock*
BUD2: Ah, qualé mano Vai dar o cu!
(Oh, c'mon dude! Take it in the ass!)
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CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.
So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.
Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.
"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"
"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."
"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"
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I ate a fuckin taco fript cu pula de cezar!
wot cops say wen one of there fellow cops is killed, is used in the song deep cover
Cop : theres bin a 1-8-7 on the motorway
chief: damn this is all we need where a man down
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"cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop" refers to the California Penal code section 187, the section relating to murder.
DA: cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop, he's up for the death penalty.
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Someone that find something that is almost impossible but somehow finds a way to break it.
It could be on purpose or accidental. Either way that person finds a way to fuck something up.
Logan: What's the matter Toby? Toby: Well... I fucked a girl who had her tubes tied and was taking birth-control, and i was wearing a condom. Logan: So? Its not like she's going to get pregnant. Toby: Logan... I'm going to be a father in 4 months. Logan: Ha, bro, your a fucking Ne-Co-Ni-Cu-Zn-Ga!!
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''perdeu o cu na minha cara?'' means ''did you lost your asshole in my face?''. It's used when someone is staring at you for a big ass time.
Person 1: *staring at Person 2*
Person 2: What are you looking at? Perdeu o cu na minha cara?
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