motorway

Large, dual carriageway road with special status (in UK, Ireland, Australia). International equivalents: Interstate, Autobahn, autostrada. No stopping, u-turns, etc. Maximum speed limit (in UK) 70mph/110kph. In practice the police leave you alone up to 100mph/160kph. No speed cameras are allowed on ordinary motorways (eg no roadworks, or otherwise reduced speed limits). Due to poor planning and low government spending on all transport, UK motorways are notoriously congested (the busiest stretch or road in Europe, the M6 through Birmingham, has only 3 lanes each way).

Shall we take the motorway or the a-roads?

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marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

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marmite motorway

n. The anus.

The British equivalent of the Hershey Highway.

I heard that Tom likes to take it up the Marmite Motorway...

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marmite motorway

A refference to the rectal passage way...

The dirty cunt likes to take it up the marmite motorway...

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motorway rules

while on the motorway passenger must give driver a blow job (road head)

you want a lift mind motorway rules are in affect

motorway sex

Chasing a hot female on the motorway to try and impress her.

If she retaliates by chasing or driving beside you this is considered "motorway sex"

Dude i was totalling having motorway sex with this MILF this morning.

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The Motorway Dance

Where you pass another car and notice someone fit inside.

Once passed you move back into the same lane and casually allow your speed to reduce, enough for them to then overtake.

Once they complete the manoeuvre, you then retake said car. This is now a motorway dance and can continue to amuse both participants until you journeys diverge.

I saw a fittie driving on the motorway the other day and we did the motorway dance until the next services where u got their number.