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an amazing band that has very cute songs that remind me of my cute boyfriend<3
"Dear Juliet was the shit last night!"
"Dear Prudence" is an advice column on the Slate website. Prudence, or "Prudie", dispenses timely, and sometimes humorous or cutting advice for modern day problems.
There is also a song by the Beatles entitled Dear Prudence, but this has nothing to do with the advice column.
"Dear Prudence;
My boyfriend doesn't want me talking to any of my ex-boyfriends, what should I do?
(signed) Confused"
Similar to oh noes but is better in some situations, good to be used in reply to oh noes.
"Oh noes, my pubes got stuck to my girlfriends tongue-ring"
"Oh dears"
A very fit women. So fit you would write to Santa Claus and ask for her for christmas.
She's a dear santa
When a misplaced or missing comma, or inserting an extra comma, in a contract can cost a company lots of money, as the meaning of a sentence inadvertently favors the employees instead of the employer.
By accidentally inserting a comma between “fruit” and “plants” in the draft containing “fruit plants, tropical and semi-tropical, are exempt from import tariffs,” all imported fruit suddenly become duty-free; as a result, the government loses tens of millions of dollars for that “dear comma.”
a phrase used when one straight female informs another that a hot guy she just saw is, in fact, gay
Oh, he's a queer dear. Sorry sweetie.