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an amazing band that has very cute songs that remind me of my cute boyfriend<3
"Dear Juliet was the shit last night!"
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"Dear Prudence" is an advice column on the Slate website. Prudence, or "Prudie", dispenses timely, and sometimes humorous or cutting advice for modern day problems.
There is also a song by the Beatles entitled Dear Prudence, but this has nothing to do with the advice column.
"Dear Prudence;
My boyfriend doesn't want me talking to any of my ex-boyfriends, what should I do?
(signed) Confused"
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Similar to oh noes but is better in some situations, good to be used in reply to oh noes.
"Oh noes, my pubes got stuck to my girlfriends tongue-ring"
"Oh dears"
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A very fit women. So fit you would write to Santa Claus and ask for her for christmas.
She's a dear santa
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When a misplaced or missing comma, or inserting an extra comma, in a contract can cost a company lots of money, as the meaning of a sentence inadvertently favors the employees instead of the employer.
By accidentally inserting a comma between “fruit” and “plants” in the draft containing “fruit plants, tropical and semi-tropical, are exempt from import tariffs,” all imported fruit suddenly become duty-free; as a result, the government loses tens of millions of dollars for that “dear comma.”
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a phrase used when one straight female informs another that a hot guy she just saw is, in fact, gay
Oh, he's a queer dear. Sorry sweetie.
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