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When a used tampon is inserted into the cheek and the person is then punched in the mouth. Hopefully the blood will squirt out if executed properly. Named since at the dentist cotton is inserted in the cheek for bleeding.
I gave that fool a Dentist office yo!
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When an old women smokes 30 a day, their teeth gradually start to fall out causing their son to get bullied by their friends.
Boy 1: Mandy has no teeth!!!!!
Boy 2: Shut ur mouth fibby dibby doo she has been diagnosed with dentists nightmare
Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.
That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.
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The act of brushing (flossing, mouth washing etc.) while taking a fat shit. Most often occurs on mornings where one wakes up late and is in a hurry to exit the house for work/school.
Guy 1: Dude you're late, what took you so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I woke up late. I had to take my usual morning dump but I also had to brush my teeth and I didn't know which I would have time for so I utilized the Dentist Chair
Guy 1: You're a genius.
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Much Like fish hooking, the Male lyes back while the his penis is inside the females vagina/ass, then the female Lyes back against the male, and the male places 1 finger of each hand into the girls mouth and pulls her mouth open wide.
I Gave my Wife the Dentist Chair last night
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When someone rubs toothpaste on their teeth with their finger to freshen their breath because they don't have a toothbrush or chewing gum.
Jeff: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Jean-Pierre: No sir, but I have some toothpaste in my pocket, you can use it for a French Dentist.
Jeff: Get away from me you filthy French animal.
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