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When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate
Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring
Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom
Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier
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Neither a bird, nor a chicken. Victim of many a birdnapping.
We were forced to sacrifice an arm and leg in order to get Chuck Dickens back from the bird nappers, but we still didn't know if he was a duck or a chicken.
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An exclamation, in a similar vein to "What the hell?". Derives from popular dead author and dead street fighter Charles Dickens.
Person 1: "While you were out I broke into your house and shat in your oven."
Person 2: "What the Dickens?!"
Person 1: "Ol.."
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A stupid loser who will end up pumping gas for the rest of his life.
Oh there's Cliff Dickens, he's stupid
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Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
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Sounds like "Hot Dick Inside Her". It's a spoof from an old radio show and is still used toady.
Hey Mandy, How'd you like a Hot Dickens Cider?
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This is an expression typically used in place of "you're kidding me", "you're joshing me". However, I do not know the origin of the expression. I think it may have something to do with Charles Dickens
LARRY: Charleston is 100 years older than Savannah!
TIM: The dickens, you say!?!
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