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urban dictionary

A website you go to, too kill time when it's not safe to look at porn.

My mom's home so I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites.

by benthere July 18, 2008

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urban dictionary

a great time waster

urban dictionary is one of the funniest sites i've bin on

by jkluyftdrdfgyui9;uog August 27, 2017

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urban dictionary

urban dictionary... your very own source for pointless bullshit

Willard- Floyd... how do I find out what "noob" means?

Floyd- Well Willard... go to urban dictionary - your source for pointless bullshit! :-D

by John Henry III September 29, 2006

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urban dictionary

A slang dictionary where pseudo intellectual teenagers, horny middle school boys, and fat kids with no life write definitions in a desperate attempt to feel cool.

Its also where 99% of the defintions have to do with sex, weed, preps, or George W Bush.

Urban dictionary is okay.

by holly the ginger kid. August 15, 2007

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urban dictionary

All told, a pretty good argument against democracy.

"Urban dictionary often seems like proof that people are unfit to rule themselves."

by Katya A March 15, 2007

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The Urban Dictionary

A web site (which should make an app ;) ) in which the finest people whom claim to have major in literary in college. They all excell in crafting the finest words for us to use in our everyday life, some you may have never heard of until they published it. All words published to The Urban are in the correct spelling and proper use and editcate. All words instantly make sense when published to the dictionary. A friend might tell you a word that sounds like the most dumbest shit you've ever heard of, until you read it here and BAM, you have enlightened by their knowledge. Thank you Urban Dictionary but being a better Wikipedia

The Urban Dictionaryis my number one go-to website to understanding someone's choice in words, and finding the darkest or roasts

by Joloxsa Xenax July 22, 2017

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Urban Dictionary

An online cesspit of pre-teen nonsense, pretentiously corting itself as a "slang dictionary".

Most "entries" are unreadable, illiterate slops of pedantic shit stemming from the creativity-throttled minds of our braindead youth.

Most entries fall into the categories of irrelevent, self-centered claptrap (in which the subject is not the word being defined but "I"), redundant repetition of what has already been stated ("me too!"), incoherent arguments about absolutely nothing, over-opinionated screeds from those who are the most unqualified to comment on the subject, "this guy is gay", shameless self-promotion, whiny, insecure pleas for acceptance from total strangers on the internet, extreme irony, intoxicated non-sense, and on rare occasions; definitions of slang words used in the English language by various groups of people.

Nothing wrong with the site or the guy who made the site. Just something wrong with who uses and what is contained within.

It's fun to go on Urban Dictionary to laugh at stupid teenagers who take their worthless fashion trends too seriously.

Emo preppy goth sXe scene metal punk jock hardcore abercrombie rap nerd vegan hippie hot topic liberal conservative wigger gamer juggalo redneck hipster WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE??? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM DEFINING YOUR ENTIRE LIVES BY MEANINGLESS LABELS??? WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH INSECURE, VALIDATION-STARVED, UNORIGINAL CONFORMIST VAPID CUNTS???

by radium June 19, 2006

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