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A shitty band with mediocre music and horrid vocals. Together with Nickelback, they are creating a genre of music where all the songs sound exactly the same. Possible the worst band in existence and should be pummeled to death with their own albums for tricking 13 year olds into listening to their music.
Misled youth: Hey man, do you listen to Disturbed?
Music fan: Yeah...when I was in middle school.
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being interrupted when you're trying to masturbate.
You know when you're trying to 'sturb, and your cat is staring at you? It's disturbing.
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The space that's in between insane and insecure.
Dearly beloved, are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying.
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between insane and insecure.
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An absolutely, postively, undeniably, fucking shitty ass nu-metal band. These guys fucking suck more than all the prostitutes in the span of 10 blocks in the red light district. They pose as a real metal band but oh do they fucking fail miserably. Anyone who is fans of them deserved to be punched in the stomach and forced to listen to real metal like Lamb Of God or Nevermore. They are a fucking typical shitty radio band that get played like 20 times a day. Dave or whoever the fuck's name the vocalist is sucks ass. I hear better vocals from a 2 month old baby. And the guitars are really mediocre. And all you fucking hot topic goers who say, "Oh, Disturbed haters have a low fucking IQ" or some garbage like that, should go skull fuck yourselves because YOU are the ones who do not know real music. Bottom line: Shitsturbed fucking sucks.
Disturbed Fan: Oh, did you hear Disturbed's album "Ten Thousand Fists"? It's so fucking awesome, dude!
Me: *Slaps Him Very Hard In The Face* Shut the fuck up, stupid Shit Topic nu metal faggoth. Listen to some real metal like fucking Sepultura or Cannibal Corpse.
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A band that, in reading most of the definions on this site, is extremely overrated by many people. Yeah sure, I'll admit that they may be the best Nu-metal band, but that's not really saying much, is it??? I mean, sure they do have a few good songs (I actually do like Prayer and Remember), but they can't compare to other real metal bands, and they're definitely not the best band of all time, as some people on this board would claim. No no, the distinction of the greatest band of all time would go to, of course, Alice in Chains, followed closely by Pantera and Rage Against the Machine, but now I'm getting off subject. Anyway, to sum up what I'm trying to say, Disturbed may be good nu-metal, if there is such a thing, but in the end they are definitely not the best band of all time and are squashed like bugs on the windshields of Metallica, Megadeth, Soundgarden, etc. etc.
Nu metal fan: OMG! I love Disturbed, David is soooo hawt and their songs are so awesome!! I am Down with the Sickness!!! Wa ah ah ah, they're so metal!!
Me: Wow, please listen to some real music, such as Pantera or RATM. I'd like to see the guitarist from Disturbed shred like Dimebag or Tom Morello.
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The majority of the people on here's posts
Me:
"What does the name George mean?"
- types it into the search bar -
"Well this is Disturbing."
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Whoever plugged Violence Fetish as their best song is a sackless poon. Even if, within the song there are 215 other words, when not counting the repeated chorus (note that IT IS the chorus, and thus repeating it is legit) so labeling Violence Fetish as a repetitive song is foolish.
Also, lyrics are overrated and aren't a main component in the brilliant scheme of metal, so basing a band on it's lyrical ability is rather indecorous.
A more credible suggestion of their best written song, both lyrically and intstrumentally, would be ~Mistress~.
Knowing the story behind most of Disturbed's songs would assist in the understanding of their excellents also
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