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When you take a shit, and you wipe and the toilet paper is perfectly clean, so you don't have to wipe again.
Jimmy was making out with Diane, but then he had to take a shit. Luckily for him it was a divine sanction, so he didn't have to waste any time wiping.
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A no honor runescape clan who crashes wars and was recently kicked out of the UNC on RSC
Person 1: Oh no! were getting crashed by dk(divine kings)
Person 2: Eh, don't worry, they're not that great anyways, our AC will clear them up in no time
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Term for a penis, used sparingly.
Altar Boy: But I don't want to take my pants off!
Priest: But you must feel the Lord's divine power inside you!
Xerxes: You must bow down to receive my divine power.
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Pronounced:(Coo-ba Die-vin) What black people call "Scuba Diving" Popularized by comedian Ralphie Mae. Related topic; Norkelin
"Hell no, you ain't gonna ketch me Cuba Divin' wit all dem sharks"
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Imagine a black panther.
"The panther is a creative thinker with excellent leadership and social skills. The panther follows their passion with quick, bold and decisive action. Solitary by choice. The panther is secretive and gracefull in every move. The panther has the power of patience, attraction, and readiness. The talent of the panther is their capacity for silence. To sit in absolute quite and not move is to own personal power. They are near silent when hunting or stalking prey and know how to remain unseen and when to be seen. The panther is active, intelligent, curious and likes to be in control. The panther embodies courage, confidence, strength, beauty, and sensuality. The protective panther is a symbol for astral travel, feminine energy, death, rebirth, and power of night."
She has zero ego and cares for every being on this universe without being naive or gullible.
A woman who remains mysterious and calm even under the unimaginable pressure is a woman who has a divine feminine aura...
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World of Warcraft Paladin ability. Colloquially referred to as "bubbling", due to the bubble-like appearance of the shield.
Instantly conjures a magical barrier around the caster which makes them basically invincible, unless you're a Priest with Mass Dispel. Even the Warlock's Chaos Bolt, which is supposed to punch through just about anything, is rendered useless against this technique. Lasts twelve seconds.
Infamous for its use as a last-resort maneuver. That is, when a Paladin is getting his sorry ass handed to him, he'll bubble up, utilizing his invulnerable state to either heal or run (often through the aid of a Hearthstone, called "bubble-hearthing").
When a Paladin bubbles and tries to heal, you mind as well bandage yourself, keep your distance, and evade if he comes for you, since there's nothing you can do to him.
Good news is, the cooldown is pretty long, so they'll only be able to use it once during your combat if they've got it ready. Plus, healing drains mana, which a paladin needs to execute any of his powerful attacks. So the longer you can survive, the better off you'll be.
Most non-Paladins frown upon bubbling, especially the ones that don't know what to do when it happens.
See also Bubbleboy.
Rogue: I've almost got you, you bastard!
Paladin: Oh, hell, oh, hell! HP low! *Divine Shield, initiates Greater Heal.*
Rogue: FFS! *Bandage, Vanish.*
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When the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person cockblock you a single or multiple times.
Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.
Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.
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