Ca Wor Dow is an abbreviated sentence for Cut Words Down, and one I just dropped into a conversation once, when my idiot high school teacher was saying a bunch of abbreviations to me that didn't mean anything.
This saying is to be used to mock others when they are constantly using abbreviations way too much in a sentence. It is best used in mid-conversation, when you can interrupt them with "omg, I ca wor dow too ... " what your really saying, "omg, I cut words down too!" (trick: you need to sound over enthusiastic for them to feel like an idiot).
The conversation normally ends there. Work well done.
Person 1 "Carl, can you please put the AC on, then carry the 1 over to the PC, and SMS me the deets, so I can flick me Mrs a MMS, and carry the 1 over there? Yep if you could do that asap, then I can fax all these abbrevs over to the manny. I cant go out on Sat though, ill be hung for sure, thought I'd let you know bro, but let me know what your down 3 on sun"
Me: "Fuck your dick. Ca Wor Dowing aint that spesh bro! How the fuck do you breath when you say all that?!"
Hey did you get HIGH today.. (Fa-sig-a-dow).
I am happy i paid my rent.. (Fa-sig-a-dow).
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
I AM SO STONED I CANT BE BELIVE YOUR READING THIS.. (FA-SIG-A-DOW)..
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Like a downward spiral, but is more severe to reflect the dramatically declining DOW
God, he is on a DOW-ward spiral these days. He needs to get it together.
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When someone can't actully fight so all they do is just try to kick you.
"Dude I was gunna beat up this R-tard for talking some smack to me."
"Why didn't you."
"Apperantly he knew some "kick-kwon-dow".
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When a person or group only move up through a business through snitching and making others look bad for no reason.
Worker 1 - Man that guy from down the hall is an asshole, im tired of his Dow Mentality.
Worker 2 - He is always trying to get people in trouble even when they didn't do anything, just so he can try to look better to the bosses.
Worker 1 - I hope he gets fired soon for false reports.
A typical surfer with a bowl cut and no friends
Stop being a Nate dow you bloody kook