Ca Wor Dow

Ca Wor Dow is an abbreviated sentence for Cut Words Down, and one I just dropped into a conversation once, when my idiot high school teacher was saying a bunch of abbreviations to me that didn't mean anything.

This saying is to be used to mock others when they are constantly using abbreviations way too much in a sentence. It is best used in mid-conversation, when you can interrupt them with "omg, I ca wor dow too ... " what your really saying, "omg, I cut words down too!" (trick: you need to sound over enthusiastic for them to feel like an idiot).

The conversation normally ends there. Work well done.

Person 1 "Carl, can you please put the AC on, then carry the 1 over to the PC, and SMS me the deets, so I can flick me Mrs a MMS, and carry the 1 over there? Yep if you could do that asap, then I can fax all these abbrevs over to the manny. I cant go out on Sat though, ill be hung for sure, thought I'd let you know bro, but let me know what your down 3 on sun"

Me: "Fuck your dick. Ca Wor Dowing aint that spesh bro! How the fuck do you breath when you say all that?!"

FA-SIG-A-DOW

YES, Every things cool, or OK

Hey did you get HIGH today.. (Fa-sig-a-dow).

I am happy i paid my rent.. (Fa-sig-a-dow).

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

I AM SO STONED I CANT BE BELIVE YOUR READING THIS.. (FA-SIG-A-DOW)..

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DOW-ward spiral

Like a downward spiral, but is more severe to reflect the dramatically declining DOW

God, he is on a DOW-ward spiral these days. He needs to get it together.

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duk dow

fuckup RD you fat nerd

show us ya duk dow

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kick-kwon-dow

When someone can't actully fight so all they do is just try to kick you.

"Dude I was gunna beat up this R-tard for talking some smack to me."

"Why didn't you."

"Apperantly he knew some "kick-kwon-dow".

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Nate dow

A typical surfer with a bowl cut and no friends

Stop being a Nate dow you bloody kook

Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."