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A would-be saviour who is incapable of fixing his own problems, but insists on saving you from yours. Salvation, in this case, involves crucifixion of the focus of Dwarf Jesus' attention, since Dwarf Jesus is too short to crucify himself.
Dwarf Jesus occasionally is correct, but this is a statistical anomaly, and should not be trusted.
Verily did Dwarf Jesus say then, "Father, Father! Why hath thou touchest mine naughty bits?"
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A gangbang involing 7 or more dwarves and a regular sized pornstar.
Because of her aversion to little people Jenna Jameson was paid an extra $2 million to perform a "dwarf clambake" in the movie A Midsummer Night's Ream
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someone who makes foolish mistakes, similar to that of a long lasting blonde moment. By making stupid errors and easily aviodable mistakes you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 1)
In addition, when someone says something implying one thing, and you interpret it in an entirely different mannor, you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 2)
A third and final way of acting like a dingle dwarf is by doing something that to the general population seems ridiculous and just plain dumb, (ex 3)
(ex 1)
boy - you have too much time on your hands
girl - (looks down at her hands) ... there is nothing on my hands
boy - you're such a dingle dwarf
(ex 2)
little lex - where do you want to go for lunch?
mitchy boy - uhm, does not matter to me, im easy.
little lex - oh i know that! you proved your easy to me last night baby *winks*
mitchy boy - *rolls eyes* oh my god, you're such a dingle dwarf.
(ex 3)
mr. four - hey babygirl, do you know what time it is?
miss. 19 - oh sorry, my watch is dead.
mr. four - ah, i see your battery just died!
miss. 19 - actually mr. four, it died 6 months ago!
mr. four - and why praytell do you still wear your useless watch?
miss. 19 - i like it!
mr. four - ...but it DOESNT EVEN TELL TIME?!!... you're a dingle dwarf!
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A short distance.
Similar to "A Stones throw"
She lives a Dwarf Toss away.
OR
"I gave her the beef slider and went to the pub which was a dwaf toss from her place"
inspiration
"I do the dirty with her and just toss her back"
- DBS
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terribad class and race combination
the bane of all life's existence
"I am a dwarf paladin...
short and stout....
here is my hammer and here is my mount...
when I get attacked I scream and shout...
up pops my bubble and I hearthstone out."
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Vertically-challenged skin artiste.
Fuck me that bird is short, bet she's a porn dwarf in her spare time
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