Election 2004

The first experiment in rigging electronic voting machines to see if it succeeds in stealing an election. It worked.

Cool, Election 2004 was a resounding success. Republicanazis were able to steal another election. Now on to 08.

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overturning the election

An extremely embarrassing period of American history in which a humanoid cheese puff with a stupid wig essentially threw a massive temper tantrum and tried to destroy the United States just because he didn't win an election.

The president, living in a delusional state of paranoid denial, ordered his supporters to storm the capitol building with the intent of severely harming, if not killing, basically every senator and representative who didn't support him in a last ditch attempt at overturning the election.

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election dejection

what you feel when your party/candidates didn't win

being a liberal is SC is a lesson in election dejection

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election season

1. a condition every two to four years wherein road work suddenly appear, posters are made of hints and advertisements talk about the good works of self-appointed noble people who want to be appointed

What's up with all the asphalt on the roads? Oh it's election season.

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rigged election

The conspiracy theory, floated in advance by a candidate afraid of losing, that his loss could never rightfully have happened.

"The election will be rigged" Trump bellowed, because everyone knew the Democrats were massively powerful, unethical, manipulative. The Democrats had already held a "rigged election", after all, which put him in office, and they would of course do it again.

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Election Fraud

The Results of an Election being tampered with

But that info is useless because 100% of the time the term is used by sore ass losers after losing an election

Donald Trump:This is Election Fraud , I won this election by a lot, STOP THE STEAL, IM TOTALLY STRAIGHT, BIDEN RIGGED THE ELECTION, HDSHGDTGFBRBGRHVGHFBFHVNFGNTBTBNFNH BFBFBVHFBRTHNF

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Election erection

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.

"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."

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