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A sensitive sally whom likes to make her problems everyone elses. She has no idea how to not be a massive whore. Thinks her trauma is the only trauma in existence. Absolutely brainless, but gives great brain. can't let go of a grudge if her life depended on it
-Eliza is such a meanie butt.
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a precious cinnamon roll - the most trusting and kind person you will ever meet.
Alexander Hamilton's wife.
Eliza Hamilton deserves better than this!
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Literally an actual angel fallen from the heavens with Good Earth CleavageTM and the most amazing singing voice in the world. Literally a Queen TM is the gayest straight person on earth. Captain of the Bitanic, Clexa Trash No. 1.
YASSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN ELIZA TAYLOR!
I HAVE AN ELIZA TAYLOR KINK
Eliza Taylor is my daddy
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Eliza (Elizabeth) is a character from Hamilton and arguably the best character in the entire show. She was incredibly loyal and forgiving, even staying with and caring for her husband after a scandal. She is often seen in a teal-ish Colonial-style dress to represent the fashion of the time and her calm personality. The wife of Alexander Hamilton, but may be shown dating Maria Reynolds, Martha Mannings or even Aaron Burr in some fanfictions. (Hamilton fanfic is scary sometimes)
In history, Elizabeth started up an orphanage to help any kid without a family that may need help, including children of colour and illegitimate children despite the social standards. She also stood for equality and fought againsy slavery and the patriarchy. Truly the best of wives and best of women.
Phillipa Soo plays her in the OBC which says enough about how amazing she is, though every Eliza actor is a queen just like her character.
She is secretly Rich Goranski from Be More Chill (aka my favourite character) and the reasons are:
- They both have blueish outfits
- They both described themselves as helpless
- Both of them have set things on fire
- Have you ever seen them in the same room together?
That part was a joke... or was it?
Anyway stan Eliza or we can’t be friends, she’s such a strong woman and doesn’t get enough credit compared to Angelica.
Eliza Schuyler is the true hero of Hamilton
Eliza shcyler, also known as Elizabeth Schyler, was one of the most kindest woman that ever entered Alexander Hamilton's life. She was Alexander's wife and, after his death, the first private orphanage in New York City. She got to raise hundreds of children.
I wish I could be as kind as Eliza Schyler
The most pure cinnamon roll ever. Eliza Schuyler-Hamilton Is the wife of Alexander Hamilton. Her sisters are Angelica Schuyler-Church and Margarita "Peggy" Schuyler-Van Rensslear. She was the second born daughter of continental army general Phillip Schuyler. She had 8 children including, Phillip Hamilton, Angelica Hamilton, Eliza Hamilton Jr., James Hamilton, John Hamilton, William Hamilton, and Alexander Hamilton Jr. And when the Reynolds pamphlet was published, Eliza BURNED Hamilton. (Get it??? Okay, I'll leave now... ;-;)
Me: *Crying* "ELIZA IS THE PUREST CINNAMON ROLL IN THE WORLD!!!!"
My sister: "Why are you crying?! And who's Eliza?! And you named a cinnamon roll?"
Me: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU BECOME HAMILTRASH LIKE ME!!!"
My sister: "Wait--"
Me: *Slams door in her freaking un-hamiltrash face*
My sister: "Uh... Okay!"
My sister: *Comes back in*
My sister: "So.. Who's Eliza?"
Me: "Eliza Schuyler is Alexander Hamilton's wife..."
My sister: "Ooooooh... So this is Hamilton stuff!"
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1.EX fiancee of Gerard Way, amazing frontman of My Chemical Romance and writer of The Umbrella Academy
2.Term used among some My Chem fans for a backstabber, or skanky bitch.
1. "Gerard was engaged before Lyn-z?" fan 1
"Yes, her name was eliza cuts" fan 2"
2. "OH MY GOD! YOU CHEATED ON HIM! YOU"RE SUCH AN ELIZA CUTS!"
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