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A place that if it was on a map would be as big as my pinky finger and the coolest place to hang out is the gas station. oh ya and also we go 2 basketball games and and watch them while sitting in lawn chairs.
idk my bff jill yep thats her name and she is my bff who lives in a place called The word is Elk lake.
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When one can not get hard for an extended period of time
Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck
Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk
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the process of elking your friend it’s much like milking a cow but w a human
Nicole: i will elk you
Kamerin: don’t elk me
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Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5
Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit
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A high school in Elk Grove, California. It's full of hicks, and redneck jokes are taken completely offensively... because the jokes were made about them in the fist place.
Its "Future Farmers of America" program has over a thousand members. That' how much of a hick place it is. Unlike the rest of the local high schools, this school is dominated by white people. Not saying it's a bad thing, as there are 2 other great high schools dominated by whites, however, the people here are REDNECKS in every sense of the word.
It also known for having a great football team. All of the local farmers watch every game since there's nothing to do.
"Dude, did you hear about the football coach over at Elk Grove High School? I heard he got death threats from old farmers for winning only half of their games, and he quit. Yeah, the old coach before him had to take job back." (True story by the way)
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Elk Grove High School is part of Township High School District #214 and is a 4-year public high school. It's mascot is the grenadiers, and the school colors are forest green, new gold, and white.
Elk Grove High School is known for its cheerleading squads.
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A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.
I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.
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