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The name for weird guys who are always drawn to blondes. Eric's love women more then themselves. They get good grades and are cute. Eric's are known for their massive boners but little penis size.
Emily: Dude, there's Eric!
Sarah: Behind that massive bulge?
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A young man of above average intelligence, above average looks, and a large penis that he knows how to use to the fullest of its extent. Eric typically has a following (both secret and overt) of young woman that fall in love with him easily. Eric is the ideal romantic partner, and friend. Typically Eric's are very individualistic and creative and tend to be highly successful (due to the fact they never give up). Eric is the nicest person one could know, but one would never want to cross his bad side.
That guy we went to school with made millions doing something unconventional, what an Eric
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A man known as nothing but beautiful whose eyes' blue color resembles the oceans. His eyes are only near matched by the majestic sound of his voice.
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The most ah-mazing guy you will ever meet. He's sweet, loveable, good looking, and has a great sense of humour. It's impossible not to fall for this guy.
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The most amazing guy in the world. He's the type of guy that can be weird at times, and isn't afraid to tell you how he really feels about you(: He can make your heart skip a beat and has the most gorgeous features and will try to call you every night just to say goodnight<3 He's usually always happy but when someone messes with his girl shit goes down. I love you so much<333 Happy 19 months baby(: -Marissa.
Eric: I thought I'd just call you and tell you I love you soo much and without you I'd be lost<3
Me: Awwh I love you too and I don't know what I'd do without you either<3
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Trustworthy but almost has two sides. A sweet, sensitive, kind and compassionate person that looks hard on the outside but is a softy on the inside. Generally sweet, but be careful.
Eric looks big and scary, but really is a sweet sensitive and kind individual.
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Erics are mystical creatures that only show up every blood moon with his luscious freckles. Serving soft serve ice cream and 6 inch tuna subs. Hes the type of guy that pretends to hate you but not on purpose. He drops kids on the pavement if they get to close. But dont tempt him, its a defence mechanism. Its hardwired he cant help it. Some say they have received ill patterned hairlines. And lukemia treatment but only once every blood moon. He only shows up for the treatments. Hes a shoulder to cry on during lukemia treatments. Hes the funding. The lukemia treatments might not work no refunds. The results may vary. Possible side effects, dizzines, nausea, autism, ebola, permanent mute, hepatitis A through Z, and extra chromosome, inflamation if the testicles, and slow painful death.
See that lukemia patient, thats Erics doing.
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