mount everest

the most everest mountain ever in the big wide world it has a trillion metres and 3 emmys

me: alexa what mountain is big
alexa: go fuckk yourslef
me: pleaes
axle: mount everest it has a lot of up

Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.