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Female Body Inspector
Girlfriend: "I want you to be my FBI Agent"
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A person who wears black suits and sunglasses that investigates federal, local, or worldly matters. Most of them are stiff, drive black cars, drink lots of coffee, make over $100,000 a year, wear casual designer-type clothes when not at work , travel all over the world, use lots of technology, act very secretive and quiet, and are masters of disguies.
Some of them have desk jobs, while the majority work in the field. Sometimes, they have to go undercover. At work they are called Agents, and non-FBI agents are referred to as 'civilians'. At home, they live regular lives, just like you and me.
Girlfriend: Darius, where have you been? You've been gone for 2 weeks now!
FBI Agent: I can't tell you that. That information is classified.
Girlfriend: Oh, come on!
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A small tree that you jump over when your Freakin' Balls Itch. While jumping a person has to yell FBI.
Derrick - Man I have some FBI
Bob - You should go jump an FBI Tree that'll fix it.
Derrick - Sounds Good
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Anyone after 2022 (more likely anyone after 1963) who still believes the FBI does not conspire
hey dude, you really think the FBI/Twitter relationship was a nothingberger situation normal? You're an FBI theorist!
A cat that plays the bongo and says "FBI OPEN UP!"
OMG The FBI BONGOCAT IS HERE!!!😦😦😦
A SNITCH!!!
Little girl~"MOM TELL HIM TO STOP BOTHERING ME"
Mother~"I DONT GIVE A FUCK LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU FBI AGENT"
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A list of people selected by the FBI who will get a new expensive deluxe watch if they go to the FBI headquarters.Its a very exciting experience according to the people who made it on the list.
Brian:damn Steve, you got a nice watch .where do you get it from?
Steve:oh I made it on FBI watchlist.
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