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abject failure

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.

It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016

41πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Life Failure

One who fails at life

That guy fails at life, what a pear-shaped loser. He truly is a life failure.

by Soapey May 1, 2020


upward failure

An individual who's rising career path is the result of repeated rejection and transfer from their current position as a means of ridding a group of their undesirable presence. An alternate means of expulsion from a group as opposed to termination.

After the process has been repeated in rapid succession, these individuals are mistakenly viewed by unknowing superiors as exceptional rising stars, and thus soon and often rise to the highest ranks of management.

The downward spiral, failure or non-performance of many modern corporations is the result of the cadre of upward failures who now ocupy the positions of CEO, CFO, and COO.

by WORDLE August 7, 2011

25πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Monsoon of Failure

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

23πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


program failure

A euphemism for someone who keeps getting in trouble in prison and whose β€œpoints” will consequently go up, leading them to a higher security prison setting.

We can’t just wake up one day and say, β€œMan, I’m gonna move outta this place,” so we just keep rackin’ up the write-ups until we’re labeled a program failure so we can get a change in scenery!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019


Epic Failure!

Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!

Mason my uber epic failure! buddy and me myself and I who are epic failures

by Falloutgirl0916 October 21, 2009


miserable failure

The phrase that when typed in Google, would direct to the biography of George W. Bush using a method called Google bombing. This has also been used with "waffles" directing to John Kerry.

Man, you have to see what happens when you search "miserable failure" on Google.

by someone! December 25, 2007

89πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž