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A wife who has lost her husband (temporarily) to his fantasy sports obsession.
After my husband told me he had 15 ESPN fantasy baseball leagues this season, I began my mourning as a fantasy widow for the season.
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A game that will drive you completely insane.
Turned me into a Cleveland Brown's fan.
Made me cheer for kickers.
Makes me spend 9 hours on NFL.com's Gamecast every Sunday
The reason the NFL is the number one sport in this country.
"Man I really want the Colts win today but I hope Peyton throws like 4 interceptions."
"Alright, so Torry Holt just caught a 60-yard touchdown, there's 10 points, but I have to deduct 4 from that because he scored against my defense and then deduct one more point because the guy I'm playing has Jeff Wilkins."
"Screw Fantasy Football, I'm not playing next year."
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Your dream of how you want to have sex, whether it be for the first time or the best time you've ever had it. It can be something completely simple and realistic or something completely exagerated and unreal.
My sexual fantasy involves being in the back seat of a limo with two girls.
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Football for people who are too old to play.
Damn i'm tired from walking a few steps. I know, I'll go play "FANTASY FOOTBALL"
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ravers fantasy is a song by Tune Up!. one of the greatest rave-techno songs EVER MADE
Person1: -singing- This is my melody, and its just the ravers fantasy!"
Person2: OMFG I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!
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A Fantasy Basement is essentially a place where, once fucked up, your dreams will be realized. Spreading like wildfire across the world, fantasy basements are becoming known as THE places to be on a friday or saturday night by High Schoolers. Generally they are an unfinished basement in a house where the parents or guardians are lax about underage intoxication and or sexual behaviors. There is no limit to the number of people allowed in this haven at a time, however, generally speaking, the more the merrier. "The fantasy", as it is sometimes known, spawns memories that teens will never forget, ranging from absurd hookups to "bro-outs" on a thursday night. Needless to say this is one place that anything is possible.
Hey man, how was your night in the Fantasy Basement?! Simply legendary
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A way for individuals to become more invested in a sport that they do not play.
I almost jumped out the window when my computer wouldn't load my 'fantasy football' picks.
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