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A date in which the guy pays for dinner and gets no ass.
Faux Dater: "I went on a faux date last night"
Friend: "How is your wallet?"
Faux Dater: "Empty"
Friend: "How is your nutsack?"
Faux Dater: "Full"
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Pretending to be engaged in a cell phone call so as to avoid someone or something.
noun: A device that pretends to be a cell phone
verb: Pretending to use a cell phone that is not turned on.
She was so intent on avoiding her worst enemy in the same theater queue that she pretended to be chatting on her cell faux the entire time.
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An entertainment network underwritten and owned by Rupert Murdoch carrying nonsensical news-based programs written to appeal to the far-right of American politics without being fettered to archaic values such as journalistic integrity, honesty or objectivity.
Last night, I saw a report on how the government is planning to enact laws to require all people to sell everything they have and donate the proceeds to help unemployed lazy people.
That sounds horrible! I work too hard for my money to have to help those basterds! Where can I see that report?
Check it out on the Faux News website. Just click on the Bill O'Really button.
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Usually abbriviated to "Fo-Queer"
1.The act of playing up to homosexuality for personal gain or profit.
2.The act of implying homosexuality in order to attract attention.
Often practiced by boys bands and male pop singers.
See also: Fo-Queer,faux bisexual,faux fairy, Robbie Williams
Why I do say Smithers, that Whittby chap is playing a little faux queer with the Major wot wot?
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A worker who pretends to work but is actually goofing off.
Farrah never actually works, she just appears to. Instead of my coworker, she's actually more of a faux-worker.
Variation on po-po or police. A car that is similar to an unmarked poilce car yet is owned by a regular joe that wants to be a policeman or just wants to confuse others. Highly annoying when situated in the fast lane holding up traffic.
Susan: Hey! Slow down. There's a police officer up here.
Jim: No way, that's just faux-po.
To honor, acknowledge, or ridicule someone on social media by tagging or check in somewhere they are not present.
We faux tagged a friend on Facebook at a brewery in Bend Oregon while on vacation when they were actually at home.