faux-nadian

1) Someone who lives their whole life believing that they are Canadian, when they are not.

2) Someone who wants so badly to be Canadian that they pretend to be. A wangster of sorts, but Canadian.

"My whole family is from Saskatchewan, and I thought I was too. Then my mom told me I was adopted. I'm a faux-nadian!"

Pablo: "What's up, eh? Do you like my Maple Leafs Jersey, eh?"
Kevin: "Dude, stop trying to be Canadian, you're just a faux-nadian."