rehoming fee

Take our pet, it's a total terror, and also give us some money.

That dog we found by the dumpster just tore up all of our carpet and ate the hamster. Let's list it on craigslist and see if we can get a rehoming fee.

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Corona Fee

A tax imposed on the citizens to compensate the loss of revenue during lockdown given the pandemic coronavirus.

The Government has imposed a corona fee to raise its revenue.

taxi fee

When someone passes the blunt (or joint) and has to pass it to someone else because they can't reach or someone else is in the way, and that person then takes the blunt, hits it once, and passes it to who its supposed to go, and if they cop an attitude just be like yo dude it's a taxi fee.

"Dude why are you hitting the blunt it's supposed to go to me"..."Taxi fee bro."

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paranoia fee

The exact amount by which a stoned person overtips their food delivery professional in the tacit hope that the professional will keep mum about said stonedness.

The pizza was $20, but, paranoia fee included, it totalled out at $25.

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finder's fee

The amount of money you pay your dealer or friend, added to the price of your drugs/alcohol, in retribution for getting it to you.

Person 1: Yo, can you get me a quarter for $25?
Person 2: Sure, but I'll tag on a $5 finder's fee

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Delivery Fee

A portion of drugs taken from the hookup you just gave someone you barely know.

CJ just handed his douche bag friend my number like an asshat, and the dude doesn't even have a car. Looks like I'm charging that queer a Delivery Fee. *pinch*

Moocher’s Fee

When an individual who didn’t contribute to purchasing a product takes a percentage of an item a friend bought.

Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4

Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.

Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.