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Fidel Alcohol Syndrome

When you consume mass libations and begin acting like a vicious dictator, ordering people around and treating others like your subordinates.

Castro wakes up and sees that Carlos has a black eye.
"What happened to you cuz?"- Castro
"You got completely hammered and developed Fidel Alcohol Syndrome. After you tried to start a fight with the bouncer for not letting you in, I told you to calm down, then you punched me in the face!"-Carlos
"Sorry cuz, I totally blacked out!"-Castro

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 8, 2008

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fidel black

fidel is a dangerous rude boy, who u really wudnt wanna mess with cos he wud probably knock u out. be careful he is also in the woodgreen M.O.B and would jack u straight away if u wen near him. Be afraid of the fidel

O.M.G is that the original Fidel Black the rude boy of the year. HIDE! it is.................. JOKIN FIDEL AINT NO RUDE BOY hes just a really coool person who isnt uncoool at all

by guess? May 26, 2004

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High-Fidelity Oscilloscope

1. An electronic device that is overkill or is grossly over-engineered for a given task. An example is a 200 megahertz oscilloscope on your $8,000 CD transport to view sound waves that are four orders of magnitude less clear.

2. Any expensive device bought to "improve" the performance of a system (not just a sound system), when only a small percentage of the potential of the added on device will be used.

They now have a "gaming" network card with a K-shaped heatsink on it, which is about as pointless as a high-fidelity oscilloscope.

So you bought a blu-ray recording deck to get crisp copies off your VHS tapes you taped off of UHF rabbit ears?? You might as well as bought a high fidelity oscilloscope to draw a graph of how often the furnace switches on.

Bob Dylan spent $2,000 on a new Karoke machine with the ribbon microphone,electrostatic speaker, and Akai open-reel deck, but I personally think he wasted his money on a high fidelity oscilloscope.

RiceBoy:My $250 Yugo has remote-start, DVD video system with navigation, and premium high-octane fuel in the tank, as well as an exhaust tailpipe big enough to fit an LP record album in sideways. MuscleCarMan:(sarcastic tone)You should put in a high-fidelity oscilloscope in next!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 8, 2007

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fidelity russian roulette

When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage

Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend

by Rolllinstone July 3, 2018


send a message to Fidel

A euphemism for defecate particularly popular in South Florida and other areas where there is a large population of refugees from the Fidel Castro regime.

¡'ño! Gotta send a message to Fidel, brb :-/

by leonAzul May 9, 2010

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Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz

Another man who people forget was a homophobic racist.

Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz, or simply known, Fidel Castro was a homophobic racist who made it illegal to speak out about racism and imprisoned gays.

by Comrade Running Bear August 7, 2018


Fidel Castro Jr.

Justin Trudeau. The worst absolute person you could ever want to be with or running a country like Canada!

Looks like Fidel Castro Jr. is attempting to freeze people's money in the bank for political reasons!! What a commie!!

by Wise White Man February 18, 2022

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