field weed

Really good Marijuana, picked out of a field, unaltered by additives

I prefer field weed to that laced with PCP.

Apple Field

The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.

Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!

Field Goal

Verb.

Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.

I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!

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play the field

To search for something out of a selection of alternatives

I'm going to "play the field" for a while before I choose my wife

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field sock

1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock

2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock

1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!

2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock

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killing fields

1- A Place in Cambodia/Democratic Kampuchea where Thousands of "New People" or "April 17" People met there deaths at the hand sof the Khmer Rouge in the 1970s

2 - The Forementioned except a place where Preps rather than innocent cambodians should go and be slaughtered

Preps need to be sent to Cheung Eek Killing Fields after there time in S-21 reeuducation camp

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track and field

A sport wherein participants compete in running events (AKA races of varying length, or in field events, which usually involve trying to propel oneself higher or throw something farther than someone else.

Running events include long distance, middle distance, sprints, and hurdles. Field events usually include discus, shotput, pole vault, high jump, and long jump.

1)-"I'm totally going out for track and field this year."
-"You're going out for track? Why?"
-"'Cause that's where all the hot runners are."
-"Word."

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