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A firefighter Logan is a gay guy with a 1 inch and 3/4 dick . He likes big toys shoved in his ass and will alway suck dick for 20 dollars.
He is a real firefighter Logan. That gay fucker.
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When you are banging a chick from behind and you pull her eyes back to make her look Japanese. You finish with pouring a glass of water over her head and yelling Godzilla
Nate's girl talked back to him so he gave her a Japanese firefighter later that night during "special time".
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When you're sleeping with a girl and you're about to cum, rub hand sanitizer on her beasts, light it on fire, and try to put it out with your cum.
I had an Irish Firefighter with Jayme last night and we roasted marshmallows.
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A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.
Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*
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The Affirmative Action Firefighter is a sex move in which the female partner takes the dominant role. The woman dons a firefighter hat, and optionally other fighfighter equipment. She asks her male partner to engage in role play, then gets on top and instructs him to let her know the moment he is about to climax. At this exact moment, she pulls out, grabs his shaft, and aims it back toward him. The objective is to cover her partner with his own man butter, ideally hitting him in the face for optimum effect. This latter part is best done without the man's knowledge or consent.
Susan is all about breaking glass ceilings, even in the bedroom. She performs an Affirmative Action Firefighter on any man she takes home, as a way to assert her dominance.
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The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.
The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.
1. THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)
(1. Dude, did you hear about the fire on Bread St. this afternoon? Firefighters used WAAAAY too much firefighter foam, it got in the water supply, and now there's a bottled water shortage.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.