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Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.
As opposed to Crop Dusting.
Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.
I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
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When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum
Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”
Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”
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A mixture between The Russian Flashbang and The Magician
Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!
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When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.
I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight
when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass
i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.
when you have a micropenis and you fuck a girls ear and cum inside
Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .