Getting unexpectedly blinded by something bright such as a flashlight
I just got Flashbanged by that lamp, becareful
When you smoke pot and your ears ring and your vision gets blurry, nausea, uneasy feeling, tired. Gets better after about 5-10 min
Bro1: “Yo my ears are ringing and I can’t see. What kind of weed is this”
Bro2: “Lmao bro you got flashbanged”
When you hook up with an ugly girl without ever having a good look at her face.
Man 1 "bro, why did you hook up with that chick she's dirty"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"
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When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.
"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."
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When a policeman flashes their lights to pull someone over.
When we were on our way back from school we saw four people get flashbanged! There's some crazy drivers out there!
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When you cum in a girls eyes and slap her in the face while screaming
Yo dan I flashbanged your nan last night
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When you're about to cum, aim for her eyes to blind your opponent then smack her in the back of the head and scream "Counter-Terrorists win!"
Example of "The Flashbang"
guy: pulls out and aims for her eyes
girl: "omg im blinded!"
guy: smacks her in the back of the head
guy: "counter-terrorists win!!!"
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