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Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal December 25, 2017


Sister in flaw

When your sister in law thinks she has diving board skills and can't even pull off a front flip.

You should of seen my sister in flaw embarrass herself at our subdivision pool.

by Webster 57 August 1, 2022


Sister in flaw

When your sister in law has Zero diving board skills.

My sister in flaw couldn't even front flip off the diving board

by Webster 57 August 1, 2022


Flawed Mangoes

A goated guitar artist, with the most relaxing riffs and tunes you will ever hear.

-Flawed Mangoes is the best artist ever!

by guy in the walls January 11, 2024


fleet flaw

a type of toy used for kids who can't spell their own names

Spell your name, Billy.
B-R-W-A-L-T-Y
Take your fleet flaw.

by SimDevoSlipknot April 28, 2016


flaw and ordure

n. A messy system of government resulting from an executive branch ignoring or overwhelming the judicial and parliamentary branches.

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Look at the world. Colombia, Brazil, Somalia, Syria. Nothing but flaw and ordure.

by gnostic3 June 28, 2020


flaw porn

a "warts and all" aesthetic wherein flaws are consciously embraced rather than selectively eliminated - in contrast to glam glossy Kardashian-esque perfection. can apply not just to women, but also to art, advertising, music etc. Shared ethos with audio vérité.

This girl just posted a picture of herself on instagram in lighting that draws attention to her cellulite . Real flaw porn pioneer right here.

This song is like flaw porn to my ears! I love how they just left the plosives and voice cracks in. Fuck perfection.

by truetreat February 16, 2023