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Flea Flicker

A trip taken by one or more co-workers during the work week, which has no legitimate work or family purpose, and is achieved through misdirection to fool work colleagues into believing it is a legitimate family trip and to fool spouse/family into believing it is a legitimate business trip. When executed properly, this seldom used, high-risk tactic, can result in significant time away from both work and family but often results in awkward silences with or nonsensical explanations to co-workers and apologies to spouses and/or family members. The “flea flicker” is considered an extreme variant of the “stretch.”

Worker 1: Have you seen co-worker X, Y or Z this week?

Worker 2: No, I thought they were in New York for meetings.

Worker 1: There are no meetings in New York this week, they must be running the flea flicker again and I can’t wait to hear the explanations for their simultaneous disappearances.

by MDM_1234 December 31, 2013

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Flea Bagger

Members of Occupy Wall Street sleeping and living in unsanitary conditions

Synonyms--Free Bagger, Fee Bagger (members of Occupy Wall Street that want everything for free); Pee Bagger (urinates outside usually on other members tents); Street Progressives.

Antonym- Tea Party

Oh wow man did you see that Flea Bagger take a dump on that police car?

by Yknotnow November 17, 2011

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Flea Treatment

When a guy finishes on the back of your neck and rubs it in.

This is similar to how you apply most flea/worming spot-on treatments to cats and small animals.

I met a girl at the bar on Saturday, and I took her home and gave her a flea treatment.

by MT_haymAkerZ June 29, 2020


flea-powered

An electronic device that lacks the processing power to achieve the advertised/marketed specifications.

The D-Link NAS-323 and NAS-343 are rated for 1 Gbps speeds, but the flea-powered processor limits the speed to 1/5th that when optimally configured and 1/10th than when configured using RAID.

by rogue007 September 22, 2013


beach fleas

when one has sex on the beach and gets crabs

dude i went to the beach with that anuh chick and got beach fleas yo

by the bobbeh August 20, 2011


Road flea

Collective pack of road cyclists who obstruct the road

Damn those Road Fleas

by Smurf assassin 1 July 16, 2019


flea hotel

Felix domesticus, the common or garden pet cat.

"That damned flea hotel from next door has crapped in the flowerbed AGAIN !"

by eighthofseven August 13, 2007

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