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A synonym for masturbation.
I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!
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An outstanding seven person band that mixes traditional Irish folk, punk music, and drinking songs into some really fun sound that will stir up the Celtic blood in any one (even if they do not have any Celtic blood!)
Listening to Flogging Molly stirs up me Celtic blood so much I want to river dance then hit any one who makes fun of me in his nose!
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Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.
Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
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Feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. Usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet porn in your parent's basement.
Ever since Brian failed out of college, all he does is flog the dog.
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(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.
"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.
A rough, vigorous hand job simultaneously performed while repeatedly smacking the testicles with a small bamboo cane.
She strapped a ball gag in my mouth and began giving me a meat flog. What a day it was with my step mom.
A synonym for masturbation
Well now that your girlfiend broke up with you I'm sure you'll be flogging the bishop a lot more.
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