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tip-top

excellent,perfect,extremely good

Even though our house is in tip-top condition, we're having problems selling it.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009

36πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


tight as a gnatҀ™s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnatҀ™s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


pig off

to leave, go away. A euphemism for more
offensive terms such as piss off, etc.,
usually heard in the form of an imperative.
It is often used by women who wish
to express themselves forcefully without
obscenity.

I finally got fed up and told him to pig off.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny September 8, 2008

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cash in your chips

to die,kick the bucket,perish,depart this life

In that terrible accident you might cash in your chips right before your wedding ceremony.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

31πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.



by Mehrdad.Hosseiny September 8, 2008


autoerotism

Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.

autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 26, 2008

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž