A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
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The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.
"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.
When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.
It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.
"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
Nickname of Ohio State Linebacker Brian Rolle.
The Floridian Freight Train intercepted and returned a game saving 2-pt conversion for the Buckeyes vs. Navy September 5, 2009. The huge Linebacker outran the entire Navy defense for 99 yards. The most exciting two point play in Ohio State football history. GO BUCKS!
A FLORIDIAN COYLE IS A LIVE ONLINE SCAM THAT IS PERPETRATED THROUGH LOTS OF EYEBROW WIGGLES HIDDEN BEHIND OAKLEY SUNGLASSES
PEOPLE HAVE LOST ALOT OF MONEY TO FLORIDIAN COYLE SCAMS
When someone from Florida says they’re from Florida without saying they’re from Florida.
I know how to mitigate love bugs…fuck did I just give myself away and Floridian slip?