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The Honest Politician is one who, when bought STAYS bought.
When asked whether by the CEO if the megacorp could count on Rep. Jones, the lobbyist said, "Yes, we put in $20 million to his warchest in the last 10 years and he's 'The Honest Politician.' He'll stay bought."
When your having anal with a girl and you have to ejaculate so you follow the step:
1) spit on her back
2) then she turns around
3) you ejaculate in her eye
Johnny-Yo did u tap that?
Tim-Yea I did the Honest Abe on her
Johnny- Oh yea
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Work that provides a living. Working 40 hours a week in an honest job pays for the following: Food, a path to pay for a house, hygiene and necessities, vehicular transportation, money to cover that insurance, health insurance and Dental are the basic standards of honest work. Dedicating your body to another's profit should never be rewarded with struggling. If your job doesn't cover the sentence you are an expendable slave. Nothing more, nothing less.
"If America was so fucking star spangled awesome then why can't they take care of their people?" Johnny asked his Dad
"Well Johnny, America is the biggest bully on the playground. The biggest bully bows to nobody, and lies to himself about his problems. Bullies like exercising their power so how do they keep it? They starve their young population into believing the only honest work left is to be a soldier by taking away all of the honest work."
"But Dad how do you beat the bully? There has to be a way for people to have honest work without being a soldier."
"You don't son. The bully has to come to terms with himself and admit his problems, or you team up with everyone else on the playground to take him down. The fun part about that is beating up the bully IS HONEST WORK!"
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A Pessi slander account on Twitter Dot Com. He makes comps about Pessi and Pencho and supports the biggest club in the Eredivisie PSV. He is bigger than Honest Messi in my honest eyes. He's the GOAT of FT also in my honest eyes. He also owns BTShite sadly.
Guy 1: Yo mate did you see that new Honest Pepsi comp?
Guy 2: Ye boss, I saw the vid, that sh1t banged innit
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A get of jail freee card. When your a big liar but suddenly they take you serious when you say "honest to god".
"Are you lying?!"
"No, honest to god!!"
"Ok"
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Being mean and honest at the same time
Kaylie made fun of Justin but she said she was being honest. Justin said it was being mean honest.
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A rest stop hand job, given by a bearded coal miner with zero talking and little to no eye contact.
The only thing that makes the 7 hour drive to grandmas bearable is the honest john waiting for me off exit 132.
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