fire-and-forget

When someone sends you a text message, and after you respond, doesn't send you anything back. The sender fires the text and forgets, intentionally or not, to respond.

-I replied to Billy an hour ago, and he hasn't said anything about the party yet.
-musta been a fire-and-forget.

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dj forget

“DJ Forget” AKA “Lil Ginga Nigga” a ginger kid lacking a soul so instead yoinks souls from other people.

-Owner of Minecraft Lets Play Season 24 Episode 56
-Owner of future of god-tier Peedo Moustache
-Proud Owner of the Vergin until 45 card

B U Z Z Y Dj Forget

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Fire and forget

A weapon you can shoot and then forget about it after you've fired it. In games often considered weapons for "stupid people".

Dude that missile launcher is a Fire and forget weapon, i hate that guy using it, that was an unfair loss for me

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Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

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Don’t forget to wipe!

A common send-off in the morning by one spouse to the other now that we continue to work long into old age and may need little reminders here and there.

Bye dear, have a good day and don’t forget to wipe!

don't forget the coffee

An expression used to present your assumption that a person will be giving a blow job. Originates from the movie Good Will Hunting

You know, I was on this plane once, and I’m sittin there, and the captain gets on and does his whole you know “we’ll be cruising at 35,000 feet,” but then he put puts the mic down and forgets to turn it off. And he turns to the co-pilot and he’s like “you know, all I could use right now is a fuckin’ blow job and a cup of coffee.” So the stewardess goes fuckin’ bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him that his microphone’s still on and this guy in the back of the plane’s like “hey hun, don't forget the coffee”

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Forgetful Lucy Day

Forgetful Lucy Day is celebrated every October 13th, in honor of the date on which Lucy Whitmore had her terrible car accident.

From the film "50 First Dates", Lucy Whitmore (Drew Barrymore) now lives out every day believing that it is still October 13th.

Couples and friends can celebrate Forgetful Lucy Day by pretending they've never met before, buying a pineapple, watching "50 First Dates", and sending each other walrus-themed cards.

Darren - Good morning babes, Happy Forgetful Lucy Day!

Geraldine - AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Who are you and what are you doing in my bed!!!!!!!!

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