small fortune

a significant amount of money, especially more than expected

Don't pay a small fortune for dietary supplements that fail to deliver.

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Wheel of Fortune

A sex game in which a naked woman sits in a rotatable chair, surrounded by anywhere from three to six men. The chair and the woman are spun and who ever she is facing when the chair stops gets to fuck her. This is very similar to spin the bottle, but with only one person in the middle.

Matt, Cody, and Timmy had an awesome time playing wheel of fortune last night with Sarah.

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fortune teller

The act of holding the shaft of one's dick with one hand and rubbing the tip with the palm of the opposite hand.

Friend A: How was your night?
Friend B: Great, that girl from the bar gave me the fortune teller.
Friend A: Very nice.

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fortune crookie

When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

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fortune cookie

My fortune cookie had the local animal shelter's phone number listed on it.....oh SHIT!!!

What future does your fortune cookie bring?

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lords of fortune

A treasure hunting company engaged in recovering the GOAT, the Greatest Of All Treasures from the 1909 sunken shipwreck, the Millionaires' Ship, the palatial White Star Liner RMS Republic located 50 nm south of Nantucket Island.

Lords of Fortune is a treasure hunting company.

unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*