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A sexual maneuver which involves a bit of advanced preparation. A playlist must be prepared which includes, in the middle of it, either the Toccata and Fugue by Bach (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_oIFy1mxM) or a soundtrack of a "dark and stormy night" as might be used at Halloween time. The effect should be similar to the opening credits of a gothic horror movie - e.g. Frankenstein, or Dracula.
This song should be placed well into the middle of the playlist, so that it begins during copulation. This really works in any position in which you are not flat on your back. To begin the Doctor Frankenstein, while the horror soundtrack is playing, tilt your head back and let loose your best, loudest, most evil laugh into the night sky. Your arms should be spread wide, fingers curled, claw-like, as you cackle diabolically. Your partner should have no idea what you are doing.
Bonus points if you begin screaming, "It's alive! It's aliiiiiive!"
Instant win if you can somehow record all this and post it on the internet.
"My weekend was great, thanks for asking. I finally got to pull off The Dr. Frankenstein with some chick I met in a bar."
"Things were going really well with Diane last night. We were in bed messing around, and the Toccata came, so I Dr. Frankenstein-ed her. She didn't think it was as funny as I did."
"Yah, well, I Dr. Frankenstein-ed your mom!"
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the result of taking apart your roaches, placing their innards into a new joint altogether, thus taking parts from dead doobies and creating a new one.
i had five roaches saved, so i enjoyed myself a nice frankenstein doobie.
when a group of friend's weed bags are running dry & they wanna get high.
so they all combine their different types of marijuana into a blunt, joint, junt, cone etc.
a: do you wanna throw the rest of your shake in on a frankenstein roll? we're all almost out.
b: fa sho dawg.
A male pornstars penis which appears to be a totally different colour to the rest of his body
"God look at the Frankenstein Fuckstick on that guy, He is pale as milk and has a brown cock"
Poor Alice was about to be penetrated from the rear when she noticed a reflection in the bedroom mirror, "christ" she screamed "you are not getting that Frankenstein fuckstick near me"
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A giant monster who's a superb hide and seek champ.
Where's Anne Frankenstein? She's been hiding for nearly two years!
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When a woman is giving a blow job, right before the man cums, he pulls out and cums on each side of her face in her hair making white streaks in her hair like the white streaks in the hair of the Bride of Frankenstein.
I came in hair & made her look like the Bride of Frankenstein.
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Doing a chick from behind then right before you blow the all mighty you spin her around unleashing into her eyes causing her to walk around blinded with hands out and moaning like frankenstien
My girl said we needed to spice it up so I tagged her with the DIRTY FRANKENSTEIN, then she dumped me...
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