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This is the definition of your existence - ‘I don’t want to die; sometimes wish I’d never been born at all’
Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome
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Human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) causes acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS) and interferes with the body's ability to fight infections. The virus can be transmitted through contact with infected blood, semen, or vaginal fluids.
You've been sick and coughing for weeks and it sounds like it's getting worse. Are you sure you don't have the Freddy Mercury Flu?
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Dickin around,
kick my AIDS round the floor
these are the dayyys it never rains men but it pours
in the bu, in the bu, in the butt.
Those should have been Under Pressure's lyrics by Freddie mercury.
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Famous for "Bohemian Rhapsody","We Are The Champions", and his last hit single "Aids".
Person: Who sings that song uh it goes "MAMA JUST KILLED A MANNN!"
You: Oh yeah that super fag Freddie Mercury!
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A slang term for AIDS. Also a word play of Freddie Mercury's name, who tragically died of AIDS.
He looks very sick, it could be Freddie Mercury Poisoning
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Having a very androgynous life style with questionable sense of fashion, going to strip clubs and getting fucked and discovering that you have HIV and then AIDS, and then being a fucking god whilst dying at the same time.
Getting Freddie Mercuried, Doing a Freddie Mercury
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A man engaging in fellatio with a mustachioed man in such a was as to having his mustache tickling the balls. Usually accomplished by one man being held upside down by the ankles.
Tim: Did you see Rick in the bathroom
Ron: Yeah, he was totally giving a freddie mercury tickler to some dude.
Tim: Good to see to see him finally putting that mustache to good use.
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