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Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 November 30, 2010

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Fuck ass penis wiener

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII

A.) John: β€œHey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: β€œNo.”
John: β€œFuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: β€œThat Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*

by Ligma over September 25, 2020


touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 2, 2017


they call me fuck ass !

the line "doc" says to Romeo (clifton collins jr.) in "the boondock saints 2 all saints day" all saints day when they are first meeting each other in the bar as conner introduces them each other

hello nice yo meet you my name's Romeo good to meet you they call me fuck ass !

by '70Boss 429 mustang February 24, 2019


penis-fucking-ass-blaster

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.

"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"

by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006

18πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Fuck An Ass

A Synonym for damnit, shit, or any word expressing dissatisfaction or disappointment

C’mon man you really smashed my chick? Fuck an ass

by Tittytoucherthomas April 5, 2021


shit fuck ass bitch

The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade

β€œShit fuck ass bitch.”

*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*

by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž