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trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 17, 2017


Fumble-Munched

having someones shit forced into your mouth.

we really Fumble-Munched him well bad.. look at his teeth

by ben dood October 20, 2007


fumble face

When you try to speak but it consistently comes out as gibberish.

Why don't we go to the stwon.. fryore... STORE!! Why am I so fumble faced.

by JayGee427 November 27, 2014


Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 1, 2011


Fumbled the bag

When your girlfriend wants to fuck you and you donโ€™t want to

Kyle D. โ€œFumbled the bagโ€!

by LenisLicker May 2, 2022

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Fumble in the Jungle

When you finger a girl with a lot of public hair.

Male 1: Did you get off with that hairy Mary the other night?
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.

by Zedav September 6, 2016

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Fumble-Bumbling

The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.

Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"

David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!

by gsepfalz January 9, 2011

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