A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed
"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."
having someones shit forced into your mouth.
we really Fumble-Munched him well bad.. look at his teeth
When you try to speak but it consistently comes out as gibberish.
Why don't we go to the stwon.. fryore... STORE!! Why am I so fumble faced.
When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.
Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!
When your girlfriend wants to fuck you and you donโt want to
Kyle D. โFumbled the bagโ!
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When you finger a girl with a lot of public hair.
Male 1: Did you get off with that hairy Mary the other night?
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.
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The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.
Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"
David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
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