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A process in which one throws his console control to the floor in an attempt to relieve the anger and stresses which have risen within, while also working to minimalise the environmental carnage which said feelings may incur. Often associated with multiplayer games such as FIFA, CoD and so on.
"Mate, I was playing Joey on FIFA the other day and I absolutely thrashed him, thought he was gonna smash the TV off the wall but instead he just did a Fury Drop, and calmed the fuck down!"
In the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, medical researchers have used the presence of the hymen, or lack thereof, as founding evidence of physical diseases such as "womb-fury." If not cured, womb-fury would, according to these early doctors, result in death. The cure, naturally enough, was marriage, since a woman could then go about having sexual intercourse on a "normal" schedule that would stop womb-fury from killing her.
that bitches womb-fury is making her crazy. she need a good pronking.
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A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.
Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
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the act of violently spraying your loved ones with airborne swimmers
Everytime I give Lucy a shower of fury, I step back and look down on her, and say,"God, your beautiful when you frown."
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Fists of fury is a sexual manoevre. It can performed by any combination of males and females (mf, ff, mm). It involves (as the title suggests) furious fisting action. Fists fly everywhere in this position as the inflictor flails their arms wildly searching for a vulnerable orifice to attack. Once spotted, they lunge forward in a Bruee Lee-esqe jab and penetrate deeply.
Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
>>> Trent: "ur such a hot guy, i wanna fist ur anus all night long... You better watch out for my FISTS OF FURY! cuz they'll get ya."
>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"
>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"
>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"
>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
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Undefeated WBC heavyweight champion and former lineal champion. Holds notable wins over longtime ruler of the division Wladimir Klitschko and the disgrace of the division, boxing bum Dante Wilder, who was holding the belts hostage and ducking mandatories while cherry picking what he considered “easy opponents” to build up his record, thus restoring a bit of health to the heavyweig division.
Tyson Fury rid the division of noted fight ducker, race baiter, and all around prick Deontay Wilder and ended the reign of the robotic aging Wladimir Klitschko.
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The expression of online anger or frustration through the random typing of keys that always end up being in the homerow. Nobody ever actually types "homerow fury", but rather any letters that their angry fingers can find.
"asdfkjdskjlk omg i hate him." said Susie with and artful use of homerow fury.
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