sixteenth

A Sixteenth is ONE-HALF of and EIGHTH of weed.

-Originated from Long Beach cerca 2005

-"Hey bra.. you want to go halves on an eighth!"

-"Yea and by half of an eigth do you mean a SIXTEENTH!"

-"For Sure..my man!"

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Sixteenth

A day in every month of the year, in which awesomeness is born.
99% of human beings born on that day are explicitly awesome in every aspect.

Are you born on the SIXTEENTH?
yes.
well you must be AWESOME.
Indeed I am.

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Sixteenth Amendment

The sixteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."

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sixteenth base

STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl

STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex

STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina

STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"

ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise

Janet: I like aerobics.
Jim: I like sixteenth base.

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sixteenth of october

October sixteenth is national ask your crush for their hoodie day

Omg it’s the sixteenth of October! I’m gonna go get me a hoodie!

October sixteenth

National ask your crush for their hoodie day

Omg it’s October sixteenth! Imma go get me a hoodie

looking for the sixteenth minute

The situation in which a one-time, flash in the pan celebrity is desperately or pathetically trying to get back into the news and gossip, if only for a moment. Comes from the "fifteen minutes of fame" phrase.

Kato Kaelin is still looking for the sixteenth minute.