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In Germany we call this since a long time a "French Goodbye"! With the exception that this person "forgot" to pay his bill.
"Where's Karl? Who's paying the bill?" "Oh, I think he just did a french goodbye!"(German for Irish Goodbye)
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A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.
So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
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A state of limited consciousness where you repeat saying bye to your partner/ friend when texting them or messaging online, where you both assume the other will go offline straight away.
Will: I was talking to Linnea the other day on facebook chat and when I went to leave we just kept saying "bye" and "x" for half an hour
Michael: Sounds like you were stuck in goodbye limbo then
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A really attractive person that you would make bae, but you know you will never see them again, so you say goodbye to them.
in your head: omg that is bae, but i will never see them again
out loud *bae walking away*: goodbye bae
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when having a conversation on facebook via wall-to-wall that has clearly ended, but you dont want to awkwardly leave the conversation, so you like the last post of the person you were talking to instead of saying goodbye or to avoid a run on conversation
sarah: OMG THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN
you: yeah we gotta do it again
sarah: yeah, but with a little less booze ;)
you: *like sarahs last wall post*
Matt: nice way to end the conversation with a goodbye like last night on facebook dude
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When you're smashing your fresh slam-piece from behind, and you grab that bitch an Uber from her own phone.* Timing is crucial - schedule arrival within 3-5 minutes after your nut; enough time for her to get dressed, with minimal fallout. *Must acquire her phone password before coitus.
You: "Thanks for that ass. Your Uber's outside; don't miss it, you'll tank your rating."
Her: "WTF! Are you giving me an Arlington Goodbye???!!"
You: "Sooo.....your rating?"
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To exit a party, bar or other social gathering in a stealthy manner without saying goodbye to ones friends. Often done as a way of avoiding friends trying to prevent you from driving drunk or to escape a bad hookup.
Person 1: Dude what the fuck happened to you last night, we were all partying and then I noticed you were gone. What the fuck, you didn't even say goodbye.
Person 2: I was so wasted I had to give you all a riverside-goodbye.
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