Random
Source Code
Random
A female who never stops talking, or says in a hundred words what can be said in ten.
This could be a friend, co-worker, partner, etc., who incorrectly thinks the more she says, the smarter she sounds.
She has no receptors to see how boring, offensive, rude, stupid, uninformed she really is.
Most-evident during presentation and conference calls.
Origin: Gabriella (meaning 'gabby' or talkative) Verbose (meaning the same thing, as in redundant).
Male version of Bob Loblaw.
Didn't know that 'Gabriella Verbose' was heading up today's meeting. We should have blocked out an hour instead of 15 minutes.
Sat next to Gabriella Verbose on a plane last week. After an hour of incessant diatribes about her kids, pets, job and crossfit, I tried to puncture my eardrums by folding one of my business cards into a spike.
1👍 1👎
Riverdale, songs, and hydro flasks are what this girl likes. She’s most likely the one REAL VSCO GIRL in every situation. She is known for raping many cats, dogs, some humans, and a bird, But she is hit AF and will steal any man. This girl is HOT.
“Hey who’s that over there?”
“Oh, that’s Gabriella tani, why?”
“I’m going to go and say hi!”
“NoNonono No, are you trying to get laid?”
the person who has terrible luck with any guy. they are either already taken, or talking to someone
hey look, it's gabriella rose! she has terrible luck with guys, she should just stick to fictional people like kol mikaelson ir even better, aaron warner
Soon to become another byword for "music business exploiting teens and forcing them to grow up way, way too fast", along with the sordid "Jojos" and "Joss Stones" of this world.
For example, her initial song "Sweet About Me" proclaims, in fact, that there is "Nothin' sweet about me", but the video proves otherwise. The 16 year old Gabriella is seen prancing around in an alluring black vest, truly betraying her age with tits, eyes and lips which would put any Lolita to shame, demonstrating quite the contrary: There is plenty sweet about her, and not much of it necessary legal.
Similarly, the rest of her debut album is largely cock-tease, with most of the songs either about men, being fucked, being "terrifying to men" (even though most 16-year old females would admit to being the contrary), and peppered by law-busting titles like "Cigarettes and Lies", even though young Gabriella herself is disallowed from buying butts in most countries around the world.
Guy 1: Oh look, there's Gabriella Cilmi banging on about how there's nothing sweet about her, even though every straight bloke on the planet would happily bang their semen into her sweet jailbait ass.
Guy 2: Hell yeah. I wish she'd put the microphone down and do porn instead. She ain't Amy Winehouse.
37👍 28👎
the sweetest person to ever exist, super caring and nice, super confident and doesn’t care abt what you say
yo, have you met gabriella mcdonagh? she’s the best!
5👍 4👎
The kind of person that is always moving and loves to be outside. The way of showing it with this kind of person is dancing.
"You are such a Gabriella Goddard. "
a girl that is on tiktok with more than 3 thousand followers ( as I’m making this) and she has a YouTube channel too. She is famous for her emo cat , Emmy lou. She stans Charli damelio
“did you hear about Gabriella kordupel? She has a fanpage for charli and posts dancing videos on tiktok!”