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1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator
Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.
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When you see someone you don't particularly want to see, you freeze in place and stand perfectly still and, by some miracle, they walk by without noticing you.
"I was in a bar when I saw the girl I just ghosted walk toward me. I couldn't ditch, so I T-Rexxed and she walked right by me. Dude, it don't know how, but it works!"
"I saw my boss walking toward me down the hall, I instantly T-Rexxed and it was like I vaporized.
Definition: 1) Please excuse us; 2) Can we have a little privacy here?; 3) scram; 4) get lost.
Said when you want to speak with only certain people in the room. Could also mean you want them to just get out of your sight. Can be accompanied by an arm gesture with thumb pointing the way you want them to go.
Line uttered by Sonny Corleone to his sister Connie and her new friend (and soon to be dead husband) Carlo when they wanted to discuss family business on the morning of 'Pops' birthday in the Godfather Part II.
Sonny: "Go show Carlo the tree".
A female who never stops talking, or says in a hundred words what can be said in ten.
This could be a friend, co-worker, partner, etc., who incorrectly thinks the more she says, the smarter she sounds.
She has no receptors to see how boring, offensive, rude, stupid, uninformed she really is.
Most-evident during presentation and conference calls.
Origin: Gabriella (meaning 'gabby' or talkative) Verbose (meaning the same thing, as in redundant).
Male version of Bob Loblaw.
Didn't know that 'Gabriella Verbose' was heading up today's meeting. We should have blocked out an hour instead of 15 minutes.
Sat next to Gabriella Verbose on a plane last week. After an hour of incessant diatribes about her kids, pets, job and crossfit, I tried to puncture my eardrums by folding one of my business cards into a spike.
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The epitome of death. A profound state of deadness, where death is thorough and is firmly established.
To ascertain death at the top-most level, surpassing even a Kennedy's seemingly effortless ability to achieve it.
Exponentially Dead.
Deader than fried chicken.
Pretty freaking dead.
Can pertain to a person literally or figuratively to their career, chance of success, etc.; or to a place where no one goes; or to a thought or idea with no chance of acceptance.
"This place is Deader than a Kennedy"
"Probably because it's a shopping mall."
"Do you think Gruden will ever coach again?"
"No, he's Deader than a Kennedy to the NFL!"
Actor Michael Caine saying his name in his own voice.
Anyone with a British accent saying Michael Caine's name.
"You're bloody right I'm My Cocaine!"
"I watched an old movie on the telly last night, it was "Alfie" starring My Cocaine.
Office workers from other floors who migrate to the restroom on your floor in order to defecate. Sharecrappers occupy all the stalls, consume all the toilet paper, trash the sink areas and leave behind an inhuman, toxic odor. They typically show up in the mornings and after lunch, the usual busy times when you need to crunch. Sharecrappers are skittish, they avoid eye-contact and can be run off with just a stern glance due to their inherent lack of comfort with any type of human interaction.
"Man, the hipster in the man-bun from the twelfth floor is the worst sharecrapper ever! He uses a whole roll of TP , he never flushes and leaves a stink like you wouldn't believe!"
"Next time just start randomly talking to him, that'll keep him from coming back."