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Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).
Girl: Hey, billy!
Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.
Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.
Damn garrets mom is double cheeked up right now. Mmm mmm mmm.
He’s really rude to people COUGH COUGH LUKAS and he tends to call people short since he’s taller than everyone
a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.
Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett
The quarterback with his first professional start against the undefeated Steelers and is 7-0
Garret Gilbert is torching the cowboys.
Don’t fuck with Garret McDermott he’s nuts at hunting and shot a bigger elk than you 1v1 him
When a man named garret of his 42nd birthday gets divorced, looses his mom in a fire, looses his son or daughter in a kidnapping, and gets fired wins a 100 billion dollars lottery jackpot and doesn’t have to give any money to taxes and gets a free Deep Dark Sleep and gets to avoid The Fredricks Affect;This is known as the Garret Effect
Man in 1 year I may be cursed with the garret effect