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Gene Syndrome

an affliction characterized by the subjects lack of ability to get action from girls

Hey, guys! How do you meet girls? I must have Gene Syndrome.

by Majero April 7, 2003

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Gene Simmons

blood spitting front man
of the 70's rock band KISS,
he is known for his
6" toungue, 7" heeled monster,
or dragon, boots, and kinda sorta
maybe, being a little bit
of a sell out, kinda.

joe: who is gene simmons
frank: KISS frontman

by sparky the evil thing October 26, 2005

289πŸ‘ 118πŸ‘Ž


gene shallot

NBC's Today Show movie reviewer. Known for his unique movie reviews and unruly mustache. Gene is frequently mentioned and ridiculed on the show "Family guy".

Peter- 'I can't help it, I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shallot'
Gene - 'Don't Panic Room, I'm not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango & Cash.'

by Kela the Gypsy July 18, 2006

287πŸ‘ 124πŸ‘Ž


Waste of Genes

A person who is such an utter failure that his parent's genes (which probably weren't very good to begin with, given the outcome) were wasted entirely. Normally quite dumb, and can have an ego inversely proportionate to how talented he/she actually is. Avoid if possible.

Wow, Ricky just tried to throw his own crap at you? What a waste of genes.

Why is that waste of genes even alive?

by Kaurevir April 13, 2010

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bullshit gene

A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.

It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.

This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.

As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.

Synonyms: Ass clown, pain in the ass, jerk, and prick

Antonyms: Knowledgeable, humble, and intelligent

My friends dad has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks January 17, 2012

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jackass gene

When someone has the irresistable urge to do something stupid and comical despite the judgemental review of his/her peers. It is not unnatural to feel like it is hereditary and passed down from an older brother or sister. Common among large families with elder sons and daughters notorious for being idiotic pranksters and jokers.

Older sibling: You got 10 days of suspension for pulling the fire alarm and setting off the sprinklers again?

Younger sibling: Yeah, I don't know what came over me. I saw the fire alarm and it was like it was calling me. Whats my problem?

Older sibling: Well, like me you also carry the Jackass gene. It's this family's urge to do stupid stuff for fun. Looks like I passed it onto you. Take pride in it.

Younger sibling: Bitchin'

by PoisonToker420 May 27, 2010


phoenix gene

A sexy ass mother fucker damn she is just hot all around all the guys want her

Guy 1 see that girl over there

Guy 2 yeah she is a phoenix gene

by πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹πŸ˜πŸ˜˜β˜ΊπŸ™‚ September 11, 2018