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People with the name Gerry like to follow alt right organisations and prefer to adopt a fascist ideology. They like to predominantly fart on Big Macs and then consume it. Due them extensively doing this, many have been diagnosed with health issue by the age of 14. They have a "Don't know, Don't give a FUCK" mentality and prefer not to be social. They are also a fond of Barbie Dolls and like to interact with them in lucrative ways.
Gerry is ginger and slipped on a chicken nugget in McDonalds.
Gerry is the clumsy one in your friend group, he tends to fall for all of your jokes and will always pick fights with people bigger than himself (refer to will detention). you can talk to him about deep shit yet he is quite sensitive about NAZI Germany. he will always be there for you but never ask him to give you advice
gerry, say ice wallow come at night
Someone who is actually clever, but acts funny and stupid in certain situations.
You are gerry, how couldn’t you think of this!
Foreshortening of the word "geriatric".
Used as a derogatory term when describing someone driving 5mph or more UNDER posted speed limits.
For a motorist directly behind in traffic; typically the visible backs of heads are bald, balding, large wigs, or desperately dated hair. Also often with a diminutive presence above the head rest.
Rarely signals or signals 5-40 yards before intended turn, changes lanes without prompt, and/or remains on or beyond lane lines by 1-2 inches or more.
Commonly vehicles range from 35 - 50 years, or new-4 years old. Either impeccably well maintained, or heavily sunbleached and corroded.
Example: "Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind a Gerry for 3 miles on the way here. Nearly lost my shit, but realized if I laid on the horn, despite the size of the ears sticking out beyond the seat rest, they wouldn't hear it."
"Gave a Gerry a WIDE birth, never know when the fucker was going to slam on their brakes 4ft before a freshly yellow light, or get side-swiped by oncoming traffic."
Gerry:"omg sofie i love you"
Gerry:"lets get married"
omg they are so gerryicous