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When A Guy Injects Cocaine Into His Dick Or Balls And Makes You Give Him A Blowjob To Get It Out. Works Especially Well With Airport Security.
Jeb - Bro, I was At This Crazy Party Last Night, And This Guy Injected Cocaine Into His Dick. Those Girls Turned Into Vacuums!
Edith - Oh Yeah? That's The Cocaine Gobbler In Action!
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Someone that swallows sperm. Can be male or female.
I think that my boss is a wad gobbler. He keeps looking at my package.
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The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
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It is a oversized nutt sack that looks like it belongs under a turkeys neck.
I bet if that guy falls in the water his gobbler sack will make him float.
The act of a Stanky Gobbler is when you punch someone in the chest causing a loss of breath. Then fart in their mouth and twist the victims nuts. Causing them to screech in a gasping, horrible smelling turkey call.
Stanky Gobbler twister fart Gobble Turkey Gobble mouth fart punch stinky breath gasping
One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.
Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!
Person 2: That's fucked up.
Someone who is “mad sus” while consuming a glizzy.
Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.
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